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The Manly Meatatarian Shirt shirt
The Manly Meatatarian
Eating meat increases your brain.
Meat does a body good.

Pull My Finger shirt
Pull My Finger
Remember when Grandpa
used to ask you to
pull his finger?

Laftovers Junkfood Helper Kitchen Magnet magnet
Swisstoons

Laftovers Caveman Fridge Magnet magnet
Swisstoons
Best Buds Cartoon Caterpillar  Fridge Magnet magnet
Swisstoons
Optimistic Bee Kitchen Magnet For Gardeners magnet
Swisstoons
No Soup For You Apron! apron
No Soup For You Apron!
The soup Nazi is at it again.
Strict guidelines are in effect when ordering soup.
Recycle Wipe & Reuse Shirt shirt
Recycle Wipe & Reuse Shirt
It's time to pitch in and save the world.
Start by reusing your toilet paper today.
Can you spare a square?
Fill Me With Jelly shirt
Fill Me With Jelly
Donut lovers who are a little bit sweet,
will love this shirt.
Comes in over 100 styles, men's and women's

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Toilet Humor

 

Don't Touch My Junk T-Shirt shirt
Don't Touch My Junk T-Shirt

 

Meatatarian Dog Shirt petshirt
Meatatarian Dog Shirt
Pick Up Artist T-Shirt shirt
Pick Up Artist T-Shirt
 
Just a very simple TEE SHIRT shirt
Just a very simple
TEE SHIRT
 

This Guy Loves Bacon T-shirt
This Guy Loves Bacon T-shirt
 



 

Funny Skunk Prank
 



Lack of interest shirt shirt
Lack of interest shirt

I'll give you $10 T-shirt shirt
I'll give you $10 T-shirt  

The Cookie King T - Shirt shirt
The Cookie King T - Shirt

I Found This Humerus Tshirts
I Found This Humerus Tshirts

Evolution of Dance
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Charlie Bit My Finger
(click once on arrow)
 


iPoop baby onesie shirt
iPoop baby onesie
 
Soylent T-Shirt shirt
Soylent T-Shirt 
 
Top of the Muffin Hat hat
Top of the Muffin Hat
huckleberry, I'LL BE YOUR HUCKLEBERRY SHIRT shirt
 I'LL BE YOUR
HUCKLEBERRY SHIRT

Chick Magnet T-Shirt shirt
Chick Magnet T-Shirt
 by Kraptap

 

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I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.  Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.  I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. 
I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away.

 


Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747's. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locate! r beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.  They are no longer employed at Boeing. 

 

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.'  While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.  So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. 
 Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

 

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.  After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.  He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.'  The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. 
 The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag.  The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.  They arrested the robber two hours later.

 

 
 
I live in a semi-rural area.     We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. 
 The reason:  'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!  -  I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore

 


Want-More shirt
Want-More
by
reasonmusic


Giggle T-Shirt shirt
Giggle T-Shirt
by Kraptap
 


Ipoop T-Shirt shirt
Ipoop T-Shirt
by Kraptap
 

Mount and Do Me Shirt shirt
Mount and Do Me Shirt
by abeyer

Best Baby T-Shirt shirt
Best Baby T-Shirt
 

Oops T-Shirt shirt
Oops T-Shirt
 

Oops Hat hat
Oops Hat
 

Major Debt T-Shirt shirt
Major Debt T-Shirt
 

Major Debt Hat hat
Major Debt Hat
 
Pull My Finger mug
Pull My Finger

Naive Hat hat
Naive Hat
 

HONEY BADGER
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE TEE SHIRT
HONEY BADGER
DON'T CARE TEE SHIRT

A funny take on Applebee's 
 
Crapplebee's shirt
Crapplebee's

  A funny take on Blockbuster
Cock Blocker shirt
Cock Blocker


A funny take on
Pizza Hut
A funny parody shirt
A funny parody
 

Marshmallow shirt
Marshmallow

 
A funny take on Dairy Queen
Raver Queen shirt
Raver Queen
 


Parody Kool Aid Shirt
KoolAss shirt
KoolAss

I Pooped Today!
I Pooped Today Shirt
I Pooped Today Shirt

 

Women Series by Harry Enfield
 
Women: Know Your Limits!

 

 
Women: Don't Drive!

 

 
Look Listen and Take Heed - Women Keep Your Virtue

 

  Mountain Dew Parody
WHAT IT DEW shirt
WHAT IT DEW
by
bloclifeent
 

Tomato 4664 shirt
Tomato 4664
by
rmadigan
Weapon shirt
Weapon
by
ShamelessThreads
The Big Cheese shirt
The Big Cheese
 by
PAULJZ3

Beer Pong Champion shirt
Beer Pong Champion
 by visualnewbie

Funny Oktoberfest Vest shirt
Funny Oktoberfest Vest
 

I Feel Capitol Shirt shirt
I Feel Capitol Shirt
 

I'm your Huckleberry Shirt shirt
I'm your Huckleberry Shirt
 
FREDERIC #&%$@&! CHOPIN shirt
FREDERIC #&%$@&! CHOPIN
You Just Gonna Stand There & Bleed shirt
 Stand There & Bleed
 
That's How I Roll shirt
That's How I Roll
 
YOU'RE A DAISY IF YOU DO shirt
YOU'RE A DAISY
IF YOU DO

Anti Dentite shirt
Anti Dentite

 


Police shirt
Police

 
Boston Baked shirt
Boston Baked
 
You Fool T-Shirt shirt
You Fool T-Shirt
 


100 Year Reunion, CLASS of 1908 shirt
100 Year Reunion,
CLASS of 1908
 


FRONT BACK T-Shirt shirt
FRONT BACK T-Shirt 
 

LIfe's A Bitch - Campfire Tee shirt
LIfe's A Bitch - Campfire Tee


no whining-dark shirt
no whining-dark
 


Class of 1889 shirt
Class of 1889 
 


Old Age Shirt shirt
Old Age Shirt 
 

Hip T-Shirt shirt
Hip T-Shirt
Whoopsie T-Shirt shirt
Whoopsie T-Shirts
Devil Inside T-Shirt shirt
Devil Inside T-Shirt

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds, - Doc ... shirt
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds

Wash Me burnout shirt shirt
Wash Me burnout shirt
 
In vino veritas. shirt
In vino veritas

Why did I ever get out of bed today? shirt
Why did I ever get out of bed today?
Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. shirt
Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog.

OMG T-Shirt shirt
OMG T-Shirt

 

The funniest shirts this side of the big pond.

 

Home Repo T-Shirt shirt
Home Repo
T-Shirt

Pull My Finger shirt
Pull My Finger

Annoying Orange!
 

 

Bank of Mom - Closed shirt
Bank of Mom - Closed
Marshmallow shirt
Marshmallow
Drink Wet Cement! shirt
Drink Wet Cement!

ARIZONA is so hot shirt shirt
ARIZONA is so hot shirt 
 

Morning Chores Coffee Mug mug
Morning Chores
Coffee Mug
Complaint Department - We're Closed Shirt shirt
Complaint Department - We're Closed Shirt
Stop Communist Parties T-Shirt shirt
Stop Communist Parties
That's What She Said shirt
That's What She Said

 
Marshmallow Murder

Macaroni & Cheese T-shirt shirt
Macaroni & Cheese T-shirt
Caffeine You can sleep when you're dead shirt
Caffeine
You can sleep
when you're dead

Don't Touch My Junk Shirt shirt
Don't Touch My Junk Shirt

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